Sunday, November 18, 2007



Although Jackson has fallen into some less than favorable light in recent times, he was a hero when I was younger. My brother loved him first, and being the little sister that I was, I wanted to like everything he did. My mom has beautiful pictures of our Michael Jackson days.

The one particular time that I am reminded of is one Christmas. We were at my grandmas house as we often are. My cousins were all there and as per usual, we were putting together a show to enterain the adults. My brother and I had been practicing our moon walks, our quick turns, and our one armed " Owh"'s. We were ready. We had preciously packed our VHS recording of the video into my sisters diaper bag and ran to retirive it.

We grabbed the skirts of one of the many adults and asked them to place our plastic source of glory into the angry looking VCR. We ran around the corner to prepare for our grand entrance.With a whizz and a buzz the music and video sprang to life. We leaped from around the corner to the center of the living room, pausing only a moment to let the audience recognize us. We were ready for this. We had practiced and practiced. I broke it down as much as my five year old body could in a velvet dress. But for some reason my hearing was a little off You see, in order to be more "Jackson-esque" I had put a large black fedora over my head. Because of its size, I decided to put some earmuffs over the hat, just to be safe. Despite this minor convience, the show went on to be one of the best chronicled events of that Christmas. In fact, almost everyone in my family have at least one picture of me at five, clad in dainty red velvet with bows and frill, topped with my fedora, earmuffs, some sunglasses and one glove.

I still think it would have been a great career choice.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Worst ever



This is the worst music video ever. I know this for a fact because when I went to you tube and typed in worst music video ever,and this is what came up with.The reason that I think this video is my least favorite ever is because it doesn't make any sense to me.

These silly swedish singers are dancing around in like the 70s with cardboard cut-out disco balls. Also there are like 15 back up dancers all in red flares and white sweaters. None of whom can dance to save their lives, all of which dance to their own tempo. In the background are some sweet "stars". For what reason, no one knows. What we do know is that he wants to love her tender.

This brings me to my next point. The delicious, or as I like to say ridiculous lyrics of this video. Not only does the english not make any sense as far as sentence structure goes, but they also just repeat the same thing like seventeen different times. I appreciate so much the somewhat entertaining music videos of today bring thanks to technology. Unfortunatly I also believe that without technology, most of the videos would be just as bad as this Danish suprise.

Possibly the most ridiculous moment of this three minuet indent of my life was the ending where they drive off in a car, a Grease like fashion, except instead of driving into the sunset they drive off into outer space as the weird clone like dancers wave goodbye and twirl about the screen for a few more moments.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Rhetoric Appeals



Entering Nebraska has a feeling to it all its own. From Iowa you can see the endless river stretch below your car on either side. And childhood memories for many include clenching white knuckled hands while attempting to hold your breath from one edge of the aqua marine giant of a bridge that connects the two states. Ever since I can remember that green bridge and the weather worn “Nebraska…. the good life” sign have welcomed me back to this state.


Throughout the past few years, Nebraska has been working on bringing more tourism to the state. The Nebraska council in charge of this matter brought together the ideals of Nebraska (family, nature, and fun) in the newest set of Nebraska Tourism Commercials, released in 2007. Through the use of pathos they show an emotionally charged Nebraska not in the weathered worn look of that earlier mentioned green bridge, but rather in the easily relatable white picket Home and Gardens picturesque context of the golden best of Nebraska. Asking the inevitable “Who Knew” of Nebraska families and giving their testimony with the appeal of logos.
The first “Who Knew” opens the montage is the ever popular illustration of a family at the well recognized Henry Doorley Zoo. Although it is not an in-your-face-obvious shot of the zoo the argument is clearly backed up by the social knowledge that this particular zoo is ranked top two in the nation. Along with this is the imagery of a blonde family as the little tykes play amongst the statues, father safety watching an arms width away as the announcer asks if you would’ve thought “ your little monkeys would feel so at home”. This simple analogy is once again reaffirming the comfortable quality of the atmosphere they are portraying through the ideal situation.
Next is the nature section of today’s program. Flash forward to a bike rider (helmet on to promote proper Nebraskan safety) riding through the rolling hills of the Great Plains. There are friends nearby racing in multicolored tee shirts toward the viewer and “spinning their wheels” and finding it “exhilarating”. This scene helps move along into more adult of individual characteristics of Nebraska’s tourism. It also helps us begin to view the process of which our trip might take. Also we are shown the cause and effect of the time. Not only is there the pathos emotional feeling of family that is recognized in the primary image, but also the laid back feeling of freedom and open-ness that is unique to the Midwest in contrast to the bustling constricted momentum of the big cities. This of course is the very thing that makes the Midwest what it is.
Next in the series are a few shots reinforcing the family values, a burly farm father lifting his “ extra 35 lbs” aka his son onto his shoulders glancing back at his smiling wife. This is followed by two adults, wedding rings on hand, pouring, cheering, tasting and “mixing” the red and the white wines in the wine tasting vineyards of the great state. To keep your thoughts calm and earthy, the next vision is that of a three-generation family. There is the white haired grandfather, the chipper dad and the young boy campfire illuminating their laughing faces, camping on the grassy rolling hills, crackling stream nearby and the tangerine and mango sun going down in the background.

These main images that take up the beginning of the commercial are the primary events of the structure. This ad campaign is set up as a compare and contrast of audio and visual context. There is the irony between the visions that are commonly associated with the narrator’s comments and what is shown in the actual images. For example, the “lugging extra 35lbs” evokes the image of manual labor, something that is not seen as fun, but tedious instead. However coupled with the above-mentioned child friendly image, a humor is produced that creates a newfound pathos.

The last image is a few canoes floating down the gentle Niobrara waters sun glistening off the still glass and reflecting the overgrown trees. Suddenly out of the water comes the Nebraska visitors guide clad with the crisp lines and burnt colors of the states Chimney rock.

Here is this image to match the web address and phone number that have been plaguing the bottom portion of the screen all along. This commercial invites you, tiptoeing around your bias to explore the unknown. And with the help of these nature visions we begin classifying each scene into a section or grouping that applies to what each individual wants. There is something for the children, something for the couple, something for the athlete and the nature freak, something for the family and something to do alone. All of that is united by the catchphrase “ Who Knew” always easily announced, in a deep cliché narraratrs voice.
The last images are extremely important for tying together the piece. Shortly before the concluding image of the canoes, we are given testimonies that shoot down the narrarator and combine the before separated visual and audio tracks. This is through the phrase “We knew/ I knew” spoken by the previously seen characters in each Who Knew series. This ties back into the pathos positive feelings of unity, fun, enjoyment, and family.
No matter cliché, it is still apparent that only in the Midwest is it possible to do all of the beautiful things that are shown. However glimmered for the camera, all of these things are born of truth and portray actual places, events, and actions that are available to a face paced over worked tourist. You will not go there and find the place destroyed or the nature built over. It is a resilience built into the fabrication of the state. That within itself is quite that argument of persuasion. Because lets face it, truth has been known to set you free. Who Knew?

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

DLS

This video is one of my favorite music videos of all time. Not only because of the song and the band, but also because of the way they chose to portray the story they are telling. Alot of bands choose to put a nice focus on the lead singer for the audience to stare and oogle and admire. But the All American Rejects chose to switch it up and bring normal everyday people to the other side of the screen . They dont just give us the audio examples of the " Dirty Little Secrets" with their lyrics, they reenforce that with the handwritten and artistically drafted personal secrets that the public hides. This amazes me because they also introduced the humor and irony of life as they show some secrets that we are trained to think of as ridiculous in contrast with the heart wrenching truths that we can all related to, or even the unthinkable ones that are secrets for a reason. It brings up the question of humanity. How are we able to put on that mask of " normality" while holding these secrets within us. We dont hold them in the lightweight form of a decorated notecard, but hold them heavily on our shoulders. And although we are sometimes ashamed, dirty little secrets have a power all their own, like a secret identity you can always return to, a secret power that someone may one day understand.

To bring this human condition back into the video, all of the notcards are hung together behind the musicians, side by side like a tapestry of failures and hopes and dreams and fears, a vinyl personalized collection of dirty little secrets combined in a way that only musicians can. Oh, AAR how do you know?